Left one of thse again today

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
07/31/2014 at 00:54 • Filed to: None

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Can you believe it was a lexus es350?

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Its not THAT bad...except these are HUGE spots and its (obviously, if I can do it) not hard to park in them right. tough to get into my car because of it.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > HammerheadFistpunch
07/31/2014 at 00:56

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I am guessing the oldster rocking that highway couch wont get the reference but it is hilarious to those that do.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > HammerheadFistpunch
07/31/2014 at 00:59

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Damn, I need some of those.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Frank Grimes
07/31/2014 at 01:10

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"Highway couch" is my new favorite term.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Alfalfa
07/31/2014 at 01:12

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i can't recall if i made them or found them. I have about half a dozen in my owners manual book.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Frank Grimes
07/31/2014 at 01:12

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makes it even better.


Kinja'd!!! NervesOfThrill > HammerheadFistpunch
07/31/2014 at 01:14

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Back when I had I had the Black Pearl (1990 Honda Accord that was peeling/fading from black to rainbow quickly) I used to moonlight as the parking lot avenger. If somebody parked like an idiot, I'd park equally close to the white line as they had while staying in my space. Sure I had to get out of the passenger side or Duke boy it occasionally but the sweet satisfaction of watching someone have to deal with their own horrible parking was worth every pair of ruined jeans.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > HammerheadFistpunch
07/31/2014 at 03:24

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Fellow oppos, print this and distribute as needed.

Happy Hunting.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > NervesOfThrill
07/31/2014 at 05:46

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When I had a POS Windstar, I did something similar to this to the LAPD in the parking lot at Wendy's. They checked my plate and came into the restaurant and politely asked me to move my car. I loved the grin on the face of the officer in the right seat, knowing his partner had been busted for parking like an asshat and that there wasn't a damn thing they could (legally) do about it.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > HammerheadFistpunch
07/31/2014 at 07:45

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I still have a handful of my colleague's business cards, and I leave them with a "Learn to park, asshole!!!" written on the back.

Not sure if obvious, but I don't like my colleague.

I love your idea. That's great. What other memes could be used for these notes?

"Son, your parking is disappoint"

"I can park to potato"

"Crooked hat, crooked park"

"I don't always park my car, but when I do...."

"Your parking is. "No"